Maya Angelou (via kushandwizdom)
I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing
Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)
I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.
His & her turn
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck