Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that pussy 

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I don’t trust people who don’t love themselves and tell me, ‘I love you.’ … There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
Maya Angelou (via kushandwizdom)


I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

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these nugs are like rocks

Just want a girl down to chill for the day and do nothing but smoke, eat pizza, and watch movies while talking about all our weird secrets.
Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)


I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.


His & her turn


don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck